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Last Night I was sleeping, I was in a wierd position and I hurt my neck, naturally I knew what to do, get my mommy. I runned up stair to call at her door to no avail, my mother was a sleep so I waited a second and called a second time then dicited to give it up and give in to my natures call. When I finished I went back down the stairs, little did I know the third step would be fatal. I triped and slid down five bumppy stairs, on my heals and rear-end, it really hurt. My mommy heard it and me call again and came to my rescue. And I went to school today totally deleious, like usual but a little worse. Just ask Danielle.
  I was at school School is really boring unless you forget the teachers and focus on the opposite sex if you can with out barthing. Also its fun to find out who people are crushing on. You will find a match,up for everyone I mean even the most unbeatiful in one's eyes is the most fine in anougher. I was chatting with my friend, and she asked me who I liked and I told her she stopped in shock and said he's ok but i like.... I was utterly schocked. how could she like him, he's not even average and I think he likes Dana. She told me they stare at each other and smile, (SiCK) you don't wanna know. I can't even think of such, a 7th grade girl datting an 8th grade boy, what would the president say!!

  The SUB This story is a commin story, it is a normall sub story so why am I writting this. Because of CJ. Yes CJ well I guess it was Chris and Jordan too but CJ is what caught my eye. Jordan was sitting in his desk chatting with christian when He pulled out this Green fuzz like furry goo, it was really gross. this was while Mrs. (whoever) was at the board. CJ got a hold of some and made a fake lime green unabrow. It was hillarious! Then our sub had to move Chris and Jordan, well Chris to the seat infront of him right next to Travis. Little did she know, oh little did she know.

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  Thirsty for Mountain dew I was thirsty for some Mountain dew, so I was told I
'd have to climb up the acidemic scale to get a fee free soda pop. So I climbed up and up to find out that the dumb sun couldn't get anough and drank it all. I tell you, rudeness!

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